The pizza delivery man had a butt like granite.
And this was where he totally lost it. “Granite. Like the rock? Like the spotty rock? Why would anyone find a spotty butt like granite attractive?” Erik was completely nonplussed, as he closed the book and chucked it behind the couch. He didn’t understand why Charles even liked reading these books in the first place, a man of his intelligence, he had always assumed that Charles read encyclopedias for fun (which he actually did, but not when he wanted “mindless” entertainment). It was one of the first things Erik remembered noticing when they first moved in together.